Anonymous said: How tall are you?

5’11”. Why?

tacticalteenager:

cumsoline:

"To arms, comrades!"
Lol you’re a skinnyfat college kid with a worthless major. What are you gonna do about that class struggle? Ruck two miles with 5 pounds of meal plan food and Mountain Dew in your sick Jansport backpack before you have a heart attack and drop your shitty wartime Izzy 91/30 on your foot?

Damn, Vic. Tearing into this dude haha.

But…I’m not Vic?

"To arms, comrades!"
Lol you’re a skinnyfat college kid with a worthless major. What are you gonna do about that class struggle? Ruck two miles with 5 pounds of meal plan food and Mountain Dew in your sick Jansport backpack before you have a heart attack and drop your shitty wartime Izzy 91/30 on your foot?

So is all of gunblr just gonna start lifting now?

t-s-c-p:

cumsoline:

TFW the stoned-ass dudebro in Subway won’t follow through on his threat to break your jaw when you repeatedly ask him to.

What happened?

I may or may not have slapped my ass and winked at him and his friend while sucking my finger, but that’s beside the point. If you’re not down to fuck, and you’re not down to fight, don’t say shit like that.

His buddy thought it was funny, though.

TFW the stoned-ass dudebro in Subway won’t follow through on his threat to break your jaw when you repeatedly ask him to.

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via whiskey-weather)

victran:

for sale: used VTAC Alpha 15”

$150 shipped

When are you looking to sell it by?

gaywrites:

Meet the faces of the “I’m Sorry” campaign, a group of Christians who go to Chicago’s pride celebrations every year to apologize for their past hateful actions against LGBT people. The group started in 2010 and has since moved to other cities across the world. This is what love looks like. (via the Advocate

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I miss being 17.

Tags: Adult my ass

cassieisclose:

cumsoline:

cassieisclose:

cumsoline:

Bored and looking like a pothead since 2k14

I think your shoulders got bigger, dude

No, my couch is just smaller.

I was totally gonna make a dick joke but forgot where I was gonna go with it

If you can’t come up with a perfectly executed dick joke on the fly then you really need to reevaluate your life. Get your shit together.

cassieisclose:

cumsoline:

cassieisclose:

cumsoline:

Bored and looking like a pothead since 2k14

I think your shoulders got bigger, dude

No, my couch is just smaller.

I was totally gonna make a dick joke but forgot where I was gonna go with it

If you can’t come up with a perfectly executed dick joke on the fly then you really need to reevaluate your life. Get your shit together.

Anyone have any tips on how to remove bloodstains from shoes without damaging waterproof materials? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Anonymous said: I would literally go to war against Russia single handedly, and then ISIS just to get to in the same room as you.

That seems a little excessive, but okay. Can’t exactly see why you would do that.

Anonymous said: I'm 20 and have never kissed a girl

Yeah, but have you banged a dude?

Tags: Anonymous

This may not be a too popular opinion, but honestly, it’s gotten to the point that I don’t give a fuck about guns as anything but tools for self-defense. Recreation is cool and all, but they’re just hammers and shovels to me now. There’s no special appeal. I don’t particularly care about their historical value in most cases (though I have no problem with others appreciating it). They’re just tools for putting holes in anyone that would attempt to do you harm, and if accepting that fact makes people uncomfortable, then what the fuck ever. Purpose and everyday application are often two completely different things for most folks, but I guess people are free to make whatever assumptions they want in regards to that matter.