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Yo, it’s too much of a pain in the ass to answer these on mobile, so if you wanna know something, just ask that specific question.
I had the coolest fucking waiter at Red Robin the other day, man. Dude gave me like 4 free root beer floats because I asked if you were allowed to share them.
A foster dog that my friend is taking care of got out and I tore my toe open on something while chasing it.
The tip of my big toe looks like ground beef right now.
July 24 2014, 10:00PM
I just chased my best friend down the street in my boxers while yelling that he was a cheating whore.
I ever tell you guys about the time I accidentally poured degreaser on my dick and almost cried? No? Yeah.
Anonymous said: wow you are stupidly attractive
I’m not sure how to respond to that, but I appreciate your choice of words.
Y’know, I just remembered the time some girl started yelling at me while I was at the fair so I threatened to fuck her boyfriend in the ass and the dude refused to make eye contact with me.
I don’t even remember what caused it, but that guy was a fuckboy.