myheartbeatsforhummus:

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

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kchikurdi:

sonoftherevolution:

Here’s hoping that Assad allies with the Kurds so that ISIS, the FSA, and Turkey can all get their asses handed to them. 

this post was poorly planned out and must’ve been a weird dream from oppositeville

Dear OP, please tell us more about how you know jack shit about the topic at hand.

It is truly an honor to have eaten in the same Golden Corral as this man.

senjukannon said: What kind of weird-ass friends jacks off at another friend's house? That's just messed up. Maybe in a good way, but still. Damn.

Considering we’re roommates, it’s inevitable. Nothing can be done about it. Unless one of us decides to jerk off in the backyard from now on, I suppose.

assassassafras:

I day dream about being fucked long and hard. 

http://www.marinesenlist.com/join/mini.html?subject=[GooglePPC]MarinesEnlist_MINI_JMC_OBL

Have fun!

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etherealmenace:

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

My favorite are the slacktivists who pass along “Support Breast Cancer,” omitting the “Treatment” or “Awareness” part.

etherealmenace:

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

My favorite are the slacktivists who pass along “Support Breast Cancer,” omitting the “Treatment” or “Awareness” part.

Some dude walked into the store I work at with a miniature pig in his hand the other day, so that was cool.

Onslaught - Pain

"Pain is horror,
Pain is torture;
Pain is never enough.”

assassassafras:

I’m running into a dilemma. I love having long nails. I also love masturbating. My vagina, on the other hand, doesn’t appreciate my long nails. But I refuse to cut them, and I wont stop masturbating.

See the problem?

One time my friend walked into my room, dick in hand, pointing at a cut on his dick while screaming about how he scratched it while jerking off. I’m sure he could give you advice on avoiding masturbation related genital injuries.

laughingasidie:

cumsoline:

Jack Murphy is a fucking weeaboo.

Yeah this is fucking weird to see..

It’s even funnier if you’ve read his articles about crashing Iraqi weddings and shit like that when he was in the Special Forces and Rangers.

laughingasidie:

cumsoline:

Jack Murphy is a fucking weeaboo.

Yeah this is fucking weird to see..

It’s even funnier if you’ve read his articles about crashing Iraqi weddings and shit like that when he was in the Special Forces and Rangers.

Jack Murphy is a fucking weeaboo.

Jack Murphy is a fucking weeaboo.

Tags: jack murphy

This cat has been sitting here for the past 20 minutes because there’s a lizard on the other side of the glass. What a dumbass.

This cat has been sitting here for the past 20 minutes because there’s a lizard on the other side of the glass. What a dumbass.