Sweater game so strong you listen to Hall and Oates at all hours of the day until you grow a mullet.

Sweater game so strong you listen to Hall and Oates at all hours of the day until you grow a mullet.

Tfw you see “Iraqi Pilots Mistakenly Airdrop Food, Water, and Ammunition to ISIS” and it’s not the title of an Onion or DuffleBlog article.

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb, via t-s-c-p)

(via muhaajer)

You ever wake up, roll over, look down, and realize you have half a Domino’s pizza left over from the night before? Because I have.

Imagine if Grand Theft Auto had realistic police response times.

>brown rice
These dogs finna get some sick gains, bruh.

>brown rice
These dogs finna get some sick gains, bruh.

Do you even Slav squat, cyka?

Do you even Slav squat, cyka?

saving-livesprn:

cumsoline:

saving-livesprn:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian


Lol I live in death…

You’re a fuckboy if you think Florida is that hot.

Lol well it’s according to Canadians… Soooo they show weakness in hot climates…

Canadians show weakness in every climate, though.

saving-livesprn:

cumsoline:

saving-livesprn:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

Lol I live in death…

You’re a fuckboy if you think Florida is that hot.

Lol well it’s according to Canadians… Soooo they show weakness in hot climates…

Canadians show weakness in every climate, though.

saving-livesprn:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian


Lol I live in death…

You’re a fuckboy if you think Florida is that hot.

saving-livesprn:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

Lol I live in death…

You’re a fuckboy if you think Florida is that hot.

Anonymous said: Mass-fag here, trust me, it could be worse.

Yeah, Mass. is pretty shitty, too. At least you’re not in California, I guess.

Anonymous said: why don't you just rip out my heart and stomp on it then while you're at it

Uhh, what?

Anonymous said: you know what also shouldn't exist? rhode island - fuck rhode island - regards, connecticut

CT sucks too, though.

Lol people unfollowed me because I said small dogs shouldn’t exist

paradynamic:

cumsoline:

Small dogs are lame as fuck and shouldn’t exist.

heard u was talkin shit

Corgis are an exception. At least they can herd sheep.