Here’s hoping that Assad allies with the Kurds so that ISIS, the FSA, and Turkey can all get their asses handed to them.
this post was poorly planned out and must’ve been a weird dream from oppositeville
Dear OP, please tell us more about how you know jack shit about the topic at hand.
senjukannon said: What kind of weird-ass friends jacks off at another friend's house? That's just messed up. Maybe in a good way, but still. Damn.
Considering we’re roommates, it’s inevitable. Nothing can be done about it. Unless one of us decides to jerk off in the backyard from now on, I suppose.
I day dream about being fucked long and hard.
Some dude walked into the store I work at with a miniature pig in his hand the other day, so that was cool.
I’m running into a dilemma. I love having long nails. I also love masturbating. My vagina, on the other hand, doesn’t appreciate my long nails. But I refuse to cut them, and I wont stop masturbating.
See the problem?
One time my friend walked into my room, dick in hand, pointing at a cut on his dick while screaming about how he scratched it while jerking off. I’m sure he could give you advice on avoiding masturbation related genital injuries.