Tfw you see “Iraqi Pilots Mistakenly Airdrop Food, Water, and Ammunition to ISIS” and it’s not the title of an Onion or DuffleBlog article.
You ever wake up, roll over, look down, and realize you have half a Domino’s pizza left over from the night before? Because I have.
Imagine if Grand Theft Auto had realistic police response times.
Anonymous said: Mass-fag here, trust me, it could be worse.
Yeah, Mass. is pretty shitty, too. At least you’re not in California, I guess.
Anonymous said: why don't you just rip out my heart and stomp on it then while you're at it
Anonymous said: you know what also shouldn't exist? rhode island - fuck rhode island - regards, connecticut
CT sucks too, though.
Lol people unfollowed me because I said small dogs shouldn’t exist